A collection of lines from obituaries that enlarge our appreciation of the human spirit.
Showing posts with label Ontario. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ontario. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Angus B. MacDonald, 67, 'Pretty nice guy'
So, the world doesn't have Angus MacDonald to kick around anymore. I'm gone! The devil finally called my name. The grim reaper came for me on Friday March 25,2016. I bought the farm. I bit the dust. So I guess I'm off to the promised land eh? The promised land! Imagine!
Friday, February 21, 2014
Bill Eves, 76, believed in not holding in farts
While his whole family is deeply saddened by Bill’s passing, there is a rumour floating around that he told some the nurses at St. Mary’s of the Lake that this was all just an elaborate plan to get out of shovelling the driveway. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
(H/T to Simon Lono)
Friday, December 6, 2013
John Judy, 44, 'greatest man to ever live'
After college, he set off on his sailboat for a journey to be forever known as "Noah's Ark in reverse" where he endeavored to eat one of every animal. His only regret in life is that he was not able to complete this task.
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