Rob Morris, ad man, kitchen designer, artist and a renowned wit

Known for his extravagantly long eyebrows, his dazzling wit and his inability to suffer fools without a stealthy remark, Morris was beloved by small children — for his storytelling gifts and his indulgence of their wish to paint his legs with cake frosting at birthday parties.

My sister and I would like to have known Edna

"Groton - Edna F. Wernau, 87, of 425 Drozdyk Drive, Groton, scratched her final ticket Wednesday, June 24, 2009, and won a spot in heaven.
"Edna was blessed with a sharp wit and keen sense of humor into her final days and often joked that she would gladly trade in all her pills for just one Brandy Alexander. She enjoyed romance novels, Wind Song perfume, and scratch-off tickets, and provided an endless supply of Mentos to her friends and loved ones."