"Don't be sad, don't be blue, I may be better off than you."

"I died this week. I wish it had been from too much sex, tennis, fishing, or something fun. But when it's time, it's time; I have no regrets, and have had a great life. I hope God puts me on a level where I will be with people I know."

An amusing autobituary, but as I read along, I wondered, did it go on a little too long? What do you think?