Thomas (Tomm) W.J. Mulligan, 'Exceptional Office Santa'

Tomm had spent the last few years lovingly caring for his wife, Iris, who has advanced dementia. He will be remembered by all who knew him, Except Iris of course. Everyone else though.

Beatrice Castle Kirk Gray, 96, third-generation kama'aina

New London - Beatrice Castle Kirk Gray, 96, a noncombatant survivor of Pearl Harbor and Watergate, died July 10, 2019, at Fleet Landing in Atlantic Beach, Fla., where she lived for 30 years.

Tim Schrandt, 55, fought a nun

To his siblings’ amazement, he was actually able to snag a good woman, Cheryl Murray, and hold on to her for the past 13 years, and as far as we know restraints were not used.

Sybil Marie Hicks, off to swim to the buoy and back

I finally have the smoking hot body I have always wanted … having been cremated. (H/T Peter Elikann)

Ossie Dahl, 64, retired for just a week

Ossie Dahl of Cortlandt Manor, NY would resent this obituary. Partially because he hates publicity, but mostly he'd be mad he left this world just one week into retirement.

Thomas Carroll, 77; answered the phone with ‘Salvation Army’

He couldn't start his day without reading the newspaper cover to cover, making sure he checked his lottery and power ball numbers, because that one time he almost hit it but was off by one number, and walking to the mailbox to check the mail. (H/T New Haven Register)

Jan Lynch, “an incredible woman”

She taught us that all the really good things in life are beyond the "Do Not Enter" signs. (H/T Peter Elikann